So, yeah.
I have glasses, and I wear them all the time. Sometimes I even wear them when I'm not supposed to.
Like when I bathe, is an example.
Only twice, though, have I worn my glasses in the shower and/or bathtub. Enyone who can relate, please comment.

Now, for the misspoken part of the journal:
Okay. So my little brother was sitting on the floor playing the PS2 and on the laptop (at the same time!) while only in his t-shirt and diper. Mom had just walked into the room and heading out the other side. Before Mom had walked (completely) through, my little bro. said,"Mom, I want some pants." Mom wlked through without a response. We thought she hadn't heard him...AND THEN...
I was about to say something across the lines of,"You just gonna leave 'em on the floor and nekked?" And then I stopped myself and said to myself, "WHOA, NOW! Where'd that come from?!?!"